"it" just moved
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
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She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
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My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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