You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
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I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
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Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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