he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
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i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
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The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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