The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
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If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
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It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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