is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
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im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
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$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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