Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
We just shotgunned beers for America
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you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
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I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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