I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
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You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
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He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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