She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
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and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
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Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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