Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
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Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
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We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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