considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
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I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
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Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
We're too hungover to prance.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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