I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
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P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
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he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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