Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
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Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
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Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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