We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
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Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
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possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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