I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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