508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
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One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
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Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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