I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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