i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
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He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
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I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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