I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
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He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
No...this little piggys going to the bar
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Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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