I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
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Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
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I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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