I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
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We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
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He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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