You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
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I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
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I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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