he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
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pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
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My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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