you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
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Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
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Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Enjoy the penises
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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