sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
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He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
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I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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