South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
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Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
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Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
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