I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
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It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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