This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
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buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Just invented taco cereal.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
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Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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