Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
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I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
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I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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