i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
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Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
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She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
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