Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
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I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
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We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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