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she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
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Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
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It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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