The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
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Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
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Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
not ubering you a puppy
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