I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
i out mim tonsoeep
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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