I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
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i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
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I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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