Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
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saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
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So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
you're hired as official boob wrangler
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
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