in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
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Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
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Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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