I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
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Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
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i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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