Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
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i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
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If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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