So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
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I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
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I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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