(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
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he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
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The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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