is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
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i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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