Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
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mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
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We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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