Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
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Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
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Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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