He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
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I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
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After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
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Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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