I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
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He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
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If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I think I just shit out all my problems.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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