Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
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why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
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he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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