i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
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you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
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Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
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