The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
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You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
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she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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