dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
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question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
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BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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