Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
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I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
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Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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